HeLL0! Remember every week's riddles? Well, this is for thi week's riddles. Here you go: -

1. Three men were in a boat. It capsixed, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
The third man was bald!

2. What do elephants play marbles with?
Old bowling balls.

3. Why do doctors wear masks when operating?
Because when they make a mistake, no one will know who did it!

4. Why did the girl buy a set of tools?
Everyone said she had screw loose.

5. Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man.

6. When Adam introduced himself to Eve, what three words did he use which read the same backwards and forward?
"Madam, I'm Adam."

7. Why is a ladies' belt like a garbage truck?
Because it goes around and around to gather the waist.

8. Whats the difference between a hungry person and a greedy person?
One longs to eat, and the other eats too long.

9. What's the difference between and oak tree and a tight shoe?
One makes acorns, the other makes corns ache.

10. What is the best cure for dandruff?
Baldness.

Haha. This time to me funnier all the riddles. Well. Thats all for this weeks riddles.
Have a good time and take care. Bye!