Got Some Riddles For ALL of YOU!

Since Im bored now, nothing to do, I'll just type out about 10 riddles for all of you. Here you go:-

1. What can be caught and heard, but never seen?
A remark.

2. What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

3. What is bigger when it's upside down?
The number 6.

4. Why don't bananas get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

5. What's the difference between a joke and a wise man?
One is funny, the one thinks he's funny.

6. Why did the girl keep a ruler on her newspaper?
Because she wanted to get the story straight.

7. If a woman is born in China, grows up in Australia, goes to live in America and dies in New Orleans, what is she?
Dead.

8. What can you serve, but never eat?
A tennis ball.

9. If a horse loses its tail, where could it get another?
At a re-tail store.

10. What goes through water, but never gets wet?
A ray of light.

That's all for this week's riddles. Will update some riddles once a week if I'm free.
HOPE YOU ENJOY YOURSELVES!